"Borough Bully Rap" is a song from the episode "The Borough Bully". It is sung by Diamond White (Lunella Lafayette) and Josh Keaton (Syphonater) when the two enter a rap battle.
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Syphonater
Calls herself a superhero, but ain't nothin' super 'bout her
Just hre four-no, five head, it's growin' by the hour
Puny little girl who fights crime on wheels
Look at that mess she calls hair, are you honestly fo' real?
Lunella
Yep, it's for real, my hair defies gravity
I appreciate you care enough to stop you day and ask me
To understand my verses, you're gonna need a thesaurus
My vocabulary's bigger than my pet Tyrannosaurus
Syphonater
I clean my teeth with Devil's arms, 'cause they're small like toothpicks
By the way, why would you choose a T-Rex as your sidekick?
A raptor, Bigfoot, even a pet possum
They at least have thumbs, that be way more awesome!
It's true that me and Dev make a really odd pair
With his cute dainty arms and my bomb curly hair
Largest brain in the universe meets world's smallest hands
MG the MC is a big time square
Devil
(Growls)
Lunella
Ooh, slick verse, Double-D, I agree with what you're sayin'
I'm having a lot of fun with this rap game we're playin'
So say whatever you like, you're entitled to what you think
We love getting feedback, that's why my website's got the link
Syphonater
Yeah, well, um, you-your links stink
And-and you head, is like-um wait, I already said that
Oh, your skates! They're too shiny and they roll around like, like, like-like..a plate?
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Listen to Borough Bully Rap on Spotify